Monday, May 24, 2010

We went into the woods to look for Bigfoot, but we never found him. :( We did take a bunch of cool pics though. Check 'em out Now!

Spencer borrowed this camouflage outfit from Socko's brother-in-law, Hunter.

Look at Freddie's headset. He must have gotten a new job as the coach of major league nerding.

My dad dresses like a soldier to protect our nation. My brother dresses like a soldier to try to hunt down a creature called a "Beavecoon".... sigh.

Spencer LOVES trees. He said he actually prefers ones with pinecones, but he said this one will do.

We often gather together and act shocked whilst looking through window panes. It's what we do for fun. BTW, we're pretty sure Bigfoot took this pic. ;)

This costume cost $40 to buy, but it costs $500 to clean! The reason: All the hair backed up the sink at the cleaners and they had to call a very expensive plumber.

The Beavecoon is saving up all of its money for a nose job. He thinks he'll get more dates that way.

We can't believe people actually dressed like this way back in the 80s. Our great grandparents were pretty CRAZY!

So I'm just sitting here in jury duty, bloggin' it up on my new PearPad! The judge keeps yelling at me to stop, but since I FORGOT to write my blog last night, I really have to finish it NOW! (Carly gets mad when I don't turn in my blogs on time. Man, she can be bossy!) So, here we go...

Today's blog is: THINGS THAT ANNOY ME!

Annoying Thing #1

When someone comes out of the bathroom and touches you with their wet hands! Why not finish drying them, jerk?!?! You dried them a little, but not all the way?!? What would it take you -- a whole 30 seconds? BTW, Juror #3 just did this to me. GROSS! I think later I'll sneeze on his neck for revenge!

Annoying Thing #2

When you ask someone if they want a piece of gum and they say yes, but then they take THREE pieces. Some guy just did this to me outside the courthouse. Later I found out he was on trial for robbing a convenience store. FIGURES!

Annoying Thing #3

When people whistle Christmas carols in April. Dude, Christmas is 8 months away! The judge was just whistling Jingle Bells and I told him to stop. He didn't like that.

Annoying Thing #4

When my great aunt gives me a check for my birthday! Last year she gave me $100 and I couldn't cash it because she spelled my name wrong! It's SPENCER not SPANKER. She was recently admitted to an old age home for the illiterate.

Annoying Thing #5

I hate when I get kicked out of jury duty for blogging on my PearPad. 'Cuz that JUST happened! Stupid judge!

Bigfoot is Real!

Okay, so y'know how everyone made fun of me cause I said that Bigfoot was real? Well, laugh no more, cuz I got proof!

'Memba when we got our RV stolen while we were camping up in the Mt. Baker National Forrest? Well, I found out who the thief was...Bigfoot! Turns out Spencer left his wallet in the driver's seat and whoever stole the RV went on quite the shopping spree with Spencer's credit card. Here's what he (BIGFOOT!) bought:

An XXL Shiatsu Foot Massager -- special order size 16! No human has a size 16 foot except maybe basketball players! And I heard BIGFOOT loves foot massages!!!

A Deluxe Nose & Ear Hair Trimmer! Just cuz you're covered in fur doesn't mean you shouldn't remove unwanted nose and ear hair!

1 economy size package of adult diapers. (I guess Bigfoot's not house trained.)

And finally, Biggie bought a round trip airline ticket to Nepal! Probably to visit his cousin the Abominable Snowman who lives over there. And he's flying first class! I guess Bigfoot likes to travel in style.

Told you he was real! :P

Carly out.

Summer Fridays are Suckish!

Sam here. So I'd like to start a campaign to END SUMMER FRIDAYS. What are summer Fridays, you ask? See every year, adults get all excited about the warm weather and they take half days at work on Fridays from May - September. Okay, okay, I get it. They're tired. It's nice out. But seriously, I can't get ANYTHING done on Fridays anymore! Here's just an example of how this ruined today:
T-Bo decided to observe Summer Fridays and go to the beach at noon today. He put a sign up on The Groovy Smoothie door that just said "Gone to the Beach." NOON is my smoothie time! So then, I had to ride my bike to the other, not-so-good smoothie place downtown called The Healthy Blend.
On my way back, I got a flat tire. I called my mom's work and found out she had left for the day to go to the beach -- WITH T-BO. I didn't even know my mom KNEW T-Bo?!?!
So then, I texted Spencer and got an automatic reply that said, "Out of the office. Woo hoo! Summer Fridays are AWESOME!" Spencer doesn't even work in an office!?!
Finally, I got Freddie on the phone and he came and picked me up. Long story short -- Because of Summer Fridays, I had to spend an hour with Freddie that I didn't want to -- AND, I now owe him a favor. UGH! I'm so starting a campaign to end Summer Fridays. Well, at least until I become an adult. Then, I'll re-evaluate this whole thing.
Sam. Out.

LITTLE FREDDIE: ON THE GO!

I'm totally bummed. My guy friends are all going on a road trip across the country this summer, (Yes, I have guy friends!!! You just don't know any of them.) but I can't go because iCarly's booked at some web convention and we're doing this BIG show on June 4th -- the same day my friends are leaving for the trip. Oh well, the web convention will be pretty cool, too.

(This is Sam. Freddie always forgets I have the password to his blog. Just wanted to point out that the fact that Freddie thinks a web convention is COOL just proves that he is a GIGANTIC DORK!)

So since I can't see the country myself, I need YOU, our iCarly fans, to do me a favor. Print out this drawing that I made of myself (below) and take pics of me doing cool stuff like hanging out at the beach, standing in front of something or someone famous, riding a roller coaster... whatever. Do not make me do something lame! For example, don't take a pic of me hanging out with a hobo. I can do that right here in Seattle.

Click Here to Print Out Little Freddie!